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Haha You stole this from Hustler mag...they used to have this competition every month..........Im not sure if they still do or not

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Actually, being in the Uk I'm not even sure if the mag makes it over here but rest assured I've never read it... Not that I think the idea is particularly original or inspired, I'm just a dirty bastard and sometimes these things pop into my head as I'm typing my posts

Oh yeah... Only two entries and one is mine? Maybe we should be running banner ads for Ex-Lax you congested fucks Then again, maybe if you removed the love eggs, vibrators, dongs and butt plugs for five minutes, you fuckers would be able to shit! Personally I'm hoping for at least one squirter before the competition closes.

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I'm getting a bag of the good stuff at the weekend, so i'm guaranteed a dose of the shits after my first line

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I want extra points for girth, shape and speed. It took less than 60 seconds to walk in the bathroom door, crap, take picture, wipe arse, wash hands, sniff fingers to check previous activities' success and then leave the bathroom.

:EDIT: ..I feel deeply ashamed for taking part in this but it's FOR THE FORUM!

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Helpful hint number 2, don't read this thread while eating popcorn. Fuck knows what i was thinking.

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n1 Vamp...

Overall I'm pretty disappointed with the lack of participation here...

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awaiting a post worthy shite

guinness and a ruby might do the trick

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I dont usually eat a lot of corn but tonight I think I will make an exception. I am gonna go for a "mosaic" shit. peas, carrots and corn be damned.


:: Apparently I am out of corn. Lots of peas and carrots in my pot pie tho.

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I want to see a female shit and compare it to a males....................just curious

av1 post one of yours so we can compare......


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dogs poop don't count, so don't bother with your weak retardation about dogs stuff..................k

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I want extra points for girth, shape and speed. It took less than 60 seconds to walk in the bathroom door, crap, take picture, wipe arse, wash hands, sniff fingers to check previous activities' success and then leave the bathroom.

:EDIT: ..I feel deeply ashamed for taking part in this but it's FOR THE FORUM!

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I want to see a female shit and compare it to a males....................just curious

av1 post one of yours so we can compare......


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dogs poop don't count, so don't bother with your weak retardation about dogs stuff..................k

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Vampire must have given up his crusade to improve the forums. Posting pictures of your own crap, has it really come to this.

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has it really come to this.

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If you are assuming the moral high ground, then the forums must be in a bad way

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If you are assuming the moral high ground, then the forums must be in a bad way

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Vampire must have given up his crusade to improve the forums. Posting pictures of your own crap, has it really come to this.

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"Improving" the forums doesn't have to require cleaning them up... Just giving some structure and getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start... This thread probably should be in the pink though, I'll move it.

Anyway, you spend most of your time on here posting shit, now you have our permission

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"Improving" the forums doesn't have to require cleaning them up... Just giving some structure and getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start....

Anyway, you spend most of your time on here posting shit, now you have our permission

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... getting rid of some of our less amusing trolls would be a start...

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Get rid of the unfunny troll. These forums had started to pick up, jizjock is bringing them down again.

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By whose standards if I may be so bold to as enquire? The 20 or so good ole boys who control the forums and revel in each others “humor?” The 10 or so peripherals who join in from time to time depending on the topic? And that’s it out of what some 88,000 registered members? Who should be flocking in droves to comment on “while having a shit?”

In one word disgusting

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I call him "Greg"

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POW, that is just fucking sick.

Ding Ding, we have a winner.

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