Dear Neversoft,

So I was having problems with my girlfriend right, she has been acting werid a lot lately. I found her on my computer chatting it up with some guy who I didn't know and have been seeing strange numbers on her cell phone. Some nights, she comes in real late and doesn't even tell me where she has been or who she was with, we got into this big fight and I drove around town all last night.

so anyway, should I fill my car up with regular or premium gas?

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Dear Neversoft,

seeing as you seem to answer musical questions, please answer me what the best compilation cd is for playing games, driving in the car and relaxing (all piled together)

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Dear Neversoft,

When characters in movies snort cocaine, what are the actors really snorting?

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Dear Neversoft,

I am contemplating becoming a superhero, however I have a few issues I need to resolve that could do with your help;

1. What cause should I fight for?
2. What would be a suitable name?

and the killer issue...

3. What should be my signature clothing?

Many thanks

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Originally posted by punzada
Dear Neversoft,

So I was having problems with my girlfriend right, she has been acting werid a lot lately. I found her on my computer chatting it up with some guy who I didn't know and have been seeing strange numbers on her cell phone. Some nights, she comes in real late and doesn't even tell me where she has been or who she was with, we got into this big fight and I drove around town all last night.

so anyway, should I fill my car up with regular or premium gas?

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Originally posted by Sin
Dear Neversoft,

seeing as you seem to answer musical questions, please answer me what the best compilation cd is for playing games, driving in the car and relaxing (all piled together)

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Dear Neversoft

i remember a few years back, there was a number you could call and play a clip of any tune down the phone.

Then they would text you back with the title and track name.


do you remember this, if so what was the number?


Theres a bitch of a 90s house track i got but i be buggerd dry if i can remember the title

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Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

I am contemplating becoming a superhero, however I have a few issues I need to resolve that could do with your help;

1. What cause should I fight for?
2. What would be a suitable name?

and the killer issue...

3. What should be my signature clothing?

Many thanks

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edit: removed as Neversoft also answered it below.

Last edited by Vampire on 03-23-2006 at 08:45 PM

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
Dear Neversoft

i remember a few years back, there was a number you could call and play a clip of any tune down the phone.

Then they would text you back with the title and track name.


do you remember this, if so what was the number?


Theres a bitch of a 90s house track i got but i be buggerd dry if i can remember the title

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thanks man, and whats this fascination you got lately with wanking lol

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Originally posted by Arthur Daily
thanks man, and whats this fascination you got lately with wanking lol

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It's not a fascination, you fuckers keep asking questions about it

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Premium if you intend on doing lots of driving, it's better for the engine. If however you intend on simply reversing over that inconsiderate slut you call a girlfriend, use regular cos she's not worth the extra $$$ - unless of course shes already apologised and made you a sandwich.

N.B. Be warned, it isn't safe and it's probably illegal to power-wank whilst driving.

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Originally posted by Neversoft
Yes, I remember... The service is provided by Shazam.com and can be used (in the UK) by doing the following:

1. Call 2580 on your mobile.
2. Hold out your phone to the music. The phone will hang up after 30 seconds.
3. They send you a text telling you artist name & song title (Calls cost 50p + 9p call charge).

Hope that helps, although they cannot assist with power-wanking (sorry)

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Dear Neversoft,

Will this thread be made a sticky one as it surely deserves it?

Cheers

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With the amount of power-wanks going on, i think this thread is sticky enough

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Neversoft
I salute your insightfulness, your courage and your indefectibility.
However

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Premium if you intend on doing lots of driving

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I have 3 questions beacuse i'm a cunt!

1. When taking a big dump or having the runs, you know when you get a sore anus after, yeah.....well it feels quite nice, does this make me gay?

2. Why do "forest fresh" magic trees for cars, only come in a 3 pack and not seperatly like the others.

3. What is you defintion of a power wank?

Thank you so much!

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Originally posted by punzada
she apologized but the bitch forgot the sandwich.

so now where do i put her body?

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Originally posted by lmao2k
Dear Neversoft,

Will this thread be made a sticky one as it surely deserves it?

Cheers

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Probably not... Eventually I will answer every conceivable question (about power-wanking) then this thread will fall off the bottom of the forum like so many other unwanted threads

... Unless my ego prevents that, then yes, it will be stickied!

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