Krakn3Dfx
Apr 2002
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Man, I wish what I dl'd looked anywhere nearly as good as the sample JPG!
Anyway, first half of the movie is a snorefest, I recommend coming into the movie about halfway through, maybe watch the Hulk vs. Thor TV movie and then watch it. The second half, well, the CG Hulk is a disaster IMO, seems to be smarter and more deliberate than I remember the Hulk of old ever being, and the jumping, will it ever end? Hulk looks like a sick, bloated Pillsbury Doe Boy who just hit puberty, and why does he always look like he's got that toy car from the Jackass Movie shoved up his sphincter?
I did find the occasional disappearing CG purple shorts humorous, if only they would leave it that way for the theatrical release, I bet it would wake people up to realize that they're checking out a big green asscheek on the screen.
All in all, a very disappointing movie that I was totally looking forward to. Actors are uninspiring, they all seemed to just be there for a paycheck...oh wait, they were all just there for a paycheck! Talk about the biggest roundup of has-beens and never-weres in a single movie since Canonball Run 2! Hopefully The League of Gentleman will be more exciting.
I give it a 5/4/2
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