jko`matik
Oct 2004
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i wasted yesterdays time with the following two movies:
1) The Eye 10 : the pang brothers third installment of the eye series starts off quite promising with a buddhist exorcism. since i haven't seen part two i didnt know, if this had anything to do with it, but it turned out to be unimportant. then it goes on with a group of young people on vacation in thailand. they sit together telling campfire tales and one of them pulls out an antique book about 10 rituals to summon ghosts. the rituals include ouja board sessions (wow, this is new to the genre), playing hide and seek in the woods (one of them has to carry a black cat in order to see ghosts - the others have to find the person, then they will see the ghost too ....WTF) or going to a graveyard and covering your eyes with mud to see them. during this, one of the teens gets lost, the others go back home and try to live their normal lifes but (big surprise) the haunting goes on ...
this movie sucks horses ass big time. even though its technically quite solid, the plot goes from thin to nearly non-existent. you can count the thrills with one hand and even the pangs attempt to add some humour doesnt safe the movie, it even makes it more annoying. AVOID!!!
2) The Circle : an imprisoned serial killer confesses the rape and murder of at least 5 women. this leads to an investigation and it turns out, that the psychopath is impotent. to this point the circle looks like an ok se7en/silence of the lambs rip-off, but then the psychopaths' girlfriend shows up, claiming they are the reincarnation of a couple that lived in 1930. ok, a little plot twist adding a little mystery and supernatural stuff. but after 60 minutes the plot totally loses its tracks: the killer is sentenced to death, his girlfriend gets hit by a car and dies after threatening the attorney who starts to believe the whole reincarnation story. the attorney now gets flashbacks from their past and tries to find out whats behind their story - so the plot takes another twist and ends as a drama/romance. the couple in 1935 is found frozen to death in the mountains while getting it on, for some reason the doctos cut out her unborn baby and their stuck genitals (???!!!???!?).
what can i say more? wtf was wrong with the people making this movie? say no to drugs.
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