Before you go any further and care to see this turkey, I mean movie, click off this review.

One of the more beautiful woman in Hollywood today is former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model/Victoria Secrets Lingerie Model Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in probably one of the worst career moves ever.

She plays jewel thief, Laura Ash, who after betraying her partners flees the country to assume her lookalike Lily's identity, a young French woman who has just committed suicide.

After marrying a successful American Business, she returns to Paris as his wife. Her enemies after serving their prison terms comes looking for their revenge after spotting her photo in a magazine taken by a freelance photographer played by Antonio Banderas.

Trying to manipulate the situation, Ash is forced to race for her life in typical DePalma fashion, but the movie fails miserably.

Despite a solid openning Femme Fatale fails miserable into become a belivable thriller.

Femme Fatale is rated R for language, violence and strong sexuality.

My rating: a 4 out of 10.

this movie hits theatres nationally: November 6,2002

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Didn't want to see this movie anyways, glad you feel the same way about it now.

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...One of the more beautiful woman in Hollywood today is former Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Cover Model/Victoria Secrets Lingerie Model Rebecca Romijn-Stamos in probably one of the worst career moves ever.

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'fraid i have to disagree there. I think she's a right dodgy-looking trout. Wouldn't touch it with a 10ft barge pole.

Thanks for the review though MG, methinks i'll avoid this one.

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'fraid i have to disagree there. I think she's a right dodgy-looking trout. Wouldn't touch it with a 10ft barge pole.

Thanks for the review though MG, methinks i'll avoid this one.

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Let me put it this way, she was much better as Mystique in Xmen and even better in the sequel cause she doesn't have to say much.lol *hint*

I am also xcited to report that play Wolverine's (Hugh Jackman's) Love interest so to speak in the new Xmen movie is Scorpion King Beauty Kelly Hu, who will tackle the role of Lady Deathstrike.

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yeah but does she take off her clothes? heh perverted me

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If Taylor St. Clair or Chelsea Blue were in it i'd watch it.

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If Taylor St. Clair or Chelsea Blue were in it i'd watch it.

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But again buddy, you'd watch anything.

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you really despised it yet you give it a 4 ?

imo, most movies made lie between 4-6 (sorority boys was a 4 imo) so im scared to see a movie you'd rate as a 1

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But again buddy, you'd watch anything.

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True.

But they're both hotties! *nods at DVN and Nova and pays his respects*

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you really despised it yet you give it a 4 ?

imo, most movies made lie between 4-6 (sorority boys was a 4 imo) so im scared to see a movie you'd rate as a 1

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2 1/2 months later... the thread gets bumped.

I finally saw this one. What a piece of crap. Extremely boring. Even with the hot girl-on-girl action. I was so boring that I dozed off twice.

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lol....amen..

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ahhh moviegod what are you talking about...this movie was BRILLIANT!!! Everyone should go watch it!

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interesting...i thought this movie was pretty good, i actually liked it alot. the critics destroyed it before it even came out though. critics have too much power these days.

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ahhh moviegod what are you talking about...this movie was BRILLIANT!!! Everyone should go watch it!

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yeah some critics hated it while others loved it

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