Hi All from Ireland,

I have been the privilaged few that have seen The two Towers and i can say "Fantastic!" The story line is true to the book and the action scenes have you sitting on the edge of your seat.

My only complaint is that why is it rated 12, i know this is due to the greedy people who want bums on seats, but come on some stuff is pretty close to the mark and had me hiding behind my seat and i'm 28 years old!

Overall if you loved the first then the second just gets better..

Regards

Marko
Ireland

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well that was a good review.

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Yeah, I'd have loved it if he'd spoiled the whole movie and told us everything that happens. STFU ya tube.


Billy

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Originally posted by billymcq2
...STFU ya tube...

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ROFLMAO. OMG That's so funny! *makes a note*. I'm using that phrase more often.

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Oh if only i had your wit. anyone can write a review like that you fool, just by lookin on the net or reading a paper, u do know how to read dont u. u cant help being a spanner...........i blame your parents.

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review was kinda lame.. i liked how he didn't give examples.. but it could have noted on the cinematography, acting, and mix of live action and cgi..

for someone who must have read such a long book... he sure doesn't have to much to say on the movie other than "good, stays true to the story"

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Originally posted by topkat
u cant help being a spanner...........i blame your parents.

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Just add the plot from IMDB and you almost have a legitimate review...

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er, he didnt say anything about the movie

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ok, since you all complained here is my OFFICIAL review...

The Fellowship has been broken. Boromir (Sean Bean) is dead, Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood) and Samwise Gamgee (Sean Astin) have gone to Mordor alone to destroy the One Ring, Merry (Dominic Monaghan) and Pippin (Billy Boyd) have been captured by the Uruk-hai, and Aragorn (Viggo Mortensen), Legolas (Orlando Bloom), and Gimli (John Rhys-Davies) have made friends of the Rohan, a race of humans that are in the path of the upcoming war, led by its aging king, Théoden (Bernard Hill). The two towers between Mordor and Isengard, Barad-dúr and Orthanc, have united in their lust for destruction. The corrupt wizard Saruman (Christopher Lee), under the power of the Dark Lord Sauron, and his slimy assistant, Gr�_ma Wormtongue (Brad Dourif), have created a grand Uruk-hai army bent on the destruction of Man and Middle-earth. The rebellion against Sauron is building up and will be led by Gandalf the White (Sir Ian McKellen), who was thought to be dead after the Balrog captured him. One of the Ring's original bearers, the creature Gollum (Andy Serkis), has tracked Frodo and Sam down in search of his 'precious', but is captured by the Hobbits and used as a way to lead them to Mt. Doom. The War of the Ring has now begun...

Disclaimer: This review strikes no resemblance to IMDB.COM 'S Movie plot at all... any similaritied are completly out of chance.

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Disclaimer: This review strikes no resemblance to IMDB.COM 'S Movie plot at all... any similaritied are completly out of chance.

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thats great. I mean... thats for sure going to ruffle some feathers but christ. I nearly doodooed my underwear.

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