svenbob
Jun 2002
 Chronic Gulp™ Addict
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My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I didn't watch it till it was on Direct TV, after all the $ it made and everything, and I was really dissapointed. I was expecting something really amazing out of the biggest money making romantic comedy ever... It was sub-par. Nothing but racist jokes... just "hah! they're so greek! its funny! hahah! they do funny wierd things!! hah! watch the americans react to the wierd things! hah!" it was retarded.... the best 2 jokes were ruined by the trailer... the "Can I Date your daughter? -- NOO!!!" and the tripped by the head piece thingy.... it was a real dissapointment after all the hype...
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One time, my cousin Walter got this cat stuck in his ass. True story. He bought it at our local mall so the whole fiasco wound up on the news, it was embarrassing for my relatives and all, but the next week he did it again, different cat, same results, complete with another trip to the emergency room! So I run into him a week later in the mall and he’s buying another cat and I says to ‘em "Jesus Walt, what are you doing? You know your just gonna get this cat stuck up your ass too, why don’t you knock it off?" And he says to me "Brodie, how the hell else am I supposed to get the gerbil out?" My cousin was a weird guy....
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