Mystic Slippers
Jul 2002
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I watched the Ryder Cup on NBC over the internet at the weekend.
If I was a Yank i'd murder everyone in the advertising and broadcasting industry.
Example of coverage on NBC:
"Yankee doodle dandy folks! Hello from Ireland! Welcome to NBC Ryder Cup coverage is brought to you by Cadillac, Winston Salem Cigarettes; Mmm, that fresh carolina smoke! and AIG Financial; Making your days even richer. We'll be right back after these messages..."
72hrs of ads
"Welcome back folks, coverage is brought to you by Cadillac, Winston Salem Cigarettes; Mmm, that fresh carolina smoke! and AIG Financial; Making your days even richer. Tiger Woods is about to tee off at the 15th. We'll be right back after these messages..."
487 years of Ads
"Welcome back folks, coverage is brought to you by Cadillac, Winston Salem Cigarettes; Mmm, that fresh carolina smoke! and AIG Financial; Making your days even richer. While we were off air Tiger Woods played an awesome tee shot, scoring a hole in one at the 15th. Europe also won the Ryder Cup with this putt on the 16th just moments ago while we were off air. We'll be right back after these messages...."
4 trillion light years later
"Welcome back folks, coverage is brought to you by Cadillac, Winston Salem Cigarettes; Mmm, that fresh carolina smoke! and AIG Financial; Making your days even richer. Thanks for watching NBC coverage of the Ryder Cup which was brought to you by Cadillac, Winston Salem Cigarettes; Mmm, that fresh carolina smoke! and AIG Financial; Making your days even richer. Bye!"
YANK TELLY FUCKING SUCKS ARSE. HOW THE CUNTING FUCK DO YOU PUT UP WITH IT?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF CANADIAN CABLE TV IS LIKE THIS I'M NOT OWNING A TV. IT CAN FUCK OFF.
Last edited by Mystic Slippers on 09-27-2006 at 12:30 AM
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