Gameplay 3/10: Fucking rubbish! By-the-numbers movie tie-in dogshit. No more thought went into this beyond "Hey, lets make some money" annoying and repetative to the max.

Graphics 5/10: Ported last-gen smegma. So blocky I thought it was rendered in Lego. The developers should be shot but I suspect they'll actually be awarded due to the cost savings they made when they sacked the designers at the outset.

Sound 2/5: The music is functional but the sfx are annoying as hell, especially the witty "quips" your character says when you defeat certain bad guys or perform certain moves - they're annoying the first time and demonstratably brain-spunking after the 900th time you've heard the same shitty one-liner.

Overall: I'd rather have scabies.

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