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Neversoft
May 2002


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Wii: The Simpsons Game

This game doesn't deserve a review so it's not getting one... It's a load of cunt.

Fucked-up graphics
Fucked-up controls (no, REALLY fucked up)
Fucked-up camera system

Avoid at all costs. If you have a modchip, save yourself the blank for something more deserving; like today's release of "Dancing with the stars"

Graphics: 5/10 about as visually appealing as Rene Zelweger.
Audio: 7/10 lots of one-liners from the show and they seem quite varied.
Gameplay: 3/10 I've heard it's meant to be decent but the control and camera system is soooo badly flawed that I found myself stumbling off platforms and generally doing dumb shit FAR to often. If there *is* great gameplay in there, good luck to it!
Overall: 3/10 I would rather be fist-fucked by an angry bear with whitlows than play his horse-shit ever again.

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Avenue_1 v4.0b
Oct 2007


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Hey you slag, where's my requested reviews!!!

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404notfound
May 2002


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I haven't played it on the Wii, but played the 360 version for 30 mins. The camera system is indeed borked which is frustrating, but I didn't have an issue with the 360's controls. Also, graphically, this game looks STUNNING on the 360 so i'm guessing the Wii doesn't have the 'oomph' to do the graphics any kind of justice, although after seeing Zack and Wiki i'm not sure why. Maybe it was a sloppy port!

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Jul 2005


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I only played the demo on the 360 but the graphics were awesome , same crap with the camera though.

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Neversoft
May 2002


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quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1 v4.0b
Hey you slag, where's my requested reviews!!!
Which thread do you mention em in? Start threads for them in this part of the forum and I'll review them


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Originally posted by 404notfound
I haven't played it on the Wii, but played the 360 version for 30 mins. The camera system is indeed borked which is frustrating, but I didn't have an issue with the 360's controls. Also, graphically, this game looks STUNNING on the 360 so i'm guessing the Wii doesn't have the 'oomph' to do the graphics any kind of justice, although after seeing Zack and Wiki i'm not sure why. Maybe it was a sloppy port!
Its a very lazy port of the PS2 version as far as I can tell... I agree with you on the 360 and PS3 versions though, very tasty! Like you pointed out as well, we know the Wii is cabable of impressive graphics which makes this even more insulting.

This game can fuck off as far as I'm concerned.

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Which thread do you mention em in? Start threads for them in this part of the forum and I'll review them





This one m8 , review

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