so i applied for a 144k job today. i told them i'm not even close to being qualified, but that they should give me the position anyway. they told me "no." i deserved that goddamn job just for asking! fuck lawyers.

__________________
just pretend i said something smart and funny...

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Proof or it didn't happen!

__________________
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Is that £144k? Cos if it's $144k then thats about £1,500 at the current £/$ exchange rate innit?

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

cock

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Talking of jobs, loving my new one.

I no longer see dead people

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

My job is spectacularly easy, albeit involving shitty hours... It's saturday and I'm working midday til 10pm, then I'm back in at 7am. It wouldn't be so bad but generally speaking it's quite boring so I end up posting in this hellhole At least you can thank me for being the oil that lubricates our government's IT machine


(on a plus note though... I've got "Death From Above 1979" playing at a stupidly high volume cos nobody else is here... Next I may try and steal stationary and wank at my desk)

__________________
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

sounds like a great horror flick scene...better sit a mirror on top of the monitor

you never know

__________________
zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal )
looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

quote:

---

Originally posted by Neversoft
thank me for being the oil that lubricates our government's IT machine

---

__________________
snoochie boochies

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

Nope... I distribute all of my stolen data using torrentzzzz!

Just be thankful that we're protecting the country by collecting taxes and seizing drugs, ok?

__________________
Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

My job involves keeping an eye on government workers. We log their computer and burping activity when they think no one is watching.

I got some great evidence against a right cunt this weekend.

Can't sack him though coz he is gay and it would leave us open to charges of homophobia.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

I though gay was illegal initself ????

__________________
A Vote for Ave is a Vote for FREEDOM!

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged

No, it is only illegal to be gay if working with children, animals or food. Thanks to the liberals they are allowed to work with computers.

Report this post to a moderator | IP: Logged