"oohhh i remember exactly what we did at the look-out... we just looked... out... across the city from a little spot on the hilltop. oohhh it was so pretty from way up there - we talked about how the lights from the building and cars... seemed like reflections of the stars... that shined out so pretty and bright... that night.

it was daytime.


the daytime of the night."

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"i had a friennd, he took some acid. now he thinks he's a fire engine. it's ok... until he pisses on your lighter. kinda smells kinda good kinda funny anyway."

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"i'll... keep... digging. 'till i... feel... something"

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"ban me, ban me, ban me bitches. you hate me and i hate you so ban me bitches."

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"so i says... even this one i have where jesus christ is jackhammerin mickey mouse in the doo doo hole with a longdart as garth brooks gives birth to someting resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on santa clause's tummy tum?"

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"everything that happens next is all a blur, but you remember "fist" can be a verb."

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"you make a small incision in the scrotal skin... isolate the vas and then (isolate the vas and then)

you roll it in position with a towel clamp... then you snip the fiberous tissue (then you snip the fiberous tissue)"

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Bing Bang Bing Ding Ding Diga Dey Dey Dey Da Dee Da Dee (snapping, snapping snapping)
Bing Bang Bong
Dey Dem Bey Den Diga Ding Diga Ding Diga Ding Dong Diga Diga Ding
Bing Bang Bong Bing
Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ba-Ring Bing
Bang Bang Bing Ding Ding
B-Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding
Baga Ding Ding Ding Ding Digi Digi Ding Ding Brrrr Bug Dig Dug
Bing Bang B-Dig Dig Ding Baga Dig Dig Din Dun Bang Dun Dong
Dee Dee Brrr Brrr Pop Kaba Pop Kaba Pop

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Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you
Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Everybody stutters one day or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

I hear you ask all about the meaning of scat
Well I'm the professor and all I can tell you
Is while you're still sleeping
The saints are still weeping
'Cause things you call dead haven't yet had the chance to be born
I'm the scatman


I'm the scatman

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
[The Scatman lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]

Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

(More Scatting)

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it
So can you

Everybody says that the scatman stutters
But doesn't ever stutters when he sings
But what you don't know
I'm gonna tell you right now
That the stutter and the scat is the same thing
Yo, I'm the scat man
Where's the scat man? I'm the scat man.

Why should we be pleasing any politician heathens who would
Try to change the seasons if they could
The state of the condition
Insults my institution
And it only makes me crazy and my heart like wood

Everybody stutters one way or the other
So check out my message to you
As a matter of fact
Don't let nothing hold you back
If the scatman can do it, brother
So can you, I'm the scat man.

Bada bwi ba ba bada bo
Baba ba da bo
Bwi ba ba ba do [x2]

Ski bi di bi di do bap do
Do bam do [x3]

Yeah! I'm the scatman.

(Scats)

Where's The Scatman?

(Scats)

I'm the scatman

Repeat after me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

I'm the Scatman.

Sing along with me
It's a scoobie oobie doobie scoobie doobie melody

Yeah!

I'm the scatman [x2 Mixed with scats in background]

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"damn my eyes..."

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