I often get people wanting me to fix their PC's.

I'm no expert but I know most P.C.s are fucked through viruses malware etc.
This is my tip.

Don't waste precious time trying to get rid of all that shit, just say, i'll format it stick operating system back in, i won't put in any service packs or anti virus etc. and it will cost you a crate of Guinness.

If it doesnt work and it's your hardware i will give you back a fucked P.C and i still want my Guinness.

Sounds fair?

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hahahahahahahhahaa....actually sounds logical to me...but back up thier shit first....most people dont know how to add a second hd in...and 30 bux for a case of guinness is worth the risk for most

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Service pack and AV it, otherwise it's just coming back in a week for fixing again... Unless that's your plan and you're really just trying to fund your alcoholism

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I suppose i could service pack it and stick anti virus in and also i could be a fuckin retrd on pc and go to porn sites and use torrents and fuck up my pc then give it to me who really can't be arsed fixing it but will fix it for guinnness

does that make sense?
i quit drinking after this one.

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