HoldDaSalad
Nov 2002
aka parasiticgannon
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quote:
Originally posted by ntscuser
An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening
with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a $5,000 ring.
The old man said, "No, I'd like to see something more special." At that
statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring
over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000" the jeweler said. The
young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement.
The old man seeing this said, "We'll take it." The jeweler asked how
payment would be made and the old man stated, "By cheque. I know you need
to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the
bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.
Monday morning, the jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account."
"I know," said the old man, "But let me tell you about my weekend!"
Haha, that's funny, but wrong thread asshole
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