A nun at a Catholic school asked her students what they want to be when they grow up.

Little Suzy declares, "I want to be a prostitute."

"What did you say?!" asks the nun, totally shocked.

"I said I want to be a prostitute," Suzy repeats.

"Oh, thank heavens," says the nun. "I thought you said 'a Protestant!'"



A Catholic boy and a Jewish boy were talking and the Catholic boy said, "My priest knows more than your rabbi." The Jewish boy said, "Of course he does, you tell him everything."

This one is tailored for ManCandy. After the Baptism of his baby brother in church, little Johnny sobbed all the way home in the back seat of the car. His father asked him three times what was wrong. Finally, the boy replied, "That priest said he wanted us brought up in a Christian home, but I want to stay with you guys."

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Anyone else got any Catholic jokes? ManCandy loves em.

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Whats the difference between a Catholic Priest and and Acne?

You only get acne on your face after puberty.

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"responce" wtf? LOL, I can't spell worth a damn.

I've told this one to ManCandy numerous times, but here goes again.


There Priest, a lawyer, and a Doctor. Theres a benefit at Children's Hospital and a fire breaks out. The Doctor says "Oh My god what about the children?" The Lawyer says "FUCK the children!!!" and the Priest says "hmmmm Do we have time?"

I think that's ManCandys all time favorite joke.

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Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.


Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?

A: Dress her up as a goat.


Q: Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?

A:Neither did I.

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LOL, and yes I just actually did "laugh out loud" when I saw this thread heeheeeheeeehahahahaha! Figured I get some response from para.

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LOL, and yes I just actually did "laugh out loud" when I saw this thread heeheeeheeeehahahahaha! Figured I get some response from para.

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"OH MY YES" isn't that what the Priest says after fucking the little boys, or even during? LOL.


I KNEW IT

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Hey if you miss him so much why don't you call your church for his address and send him a Christmas Card along with a thank you note for making you man.

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Originally posted by The CandyMan
Hey if you miss him so much why don't you call your church for his address and send him a Christmas Card along with a thank you note for making you man.

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ManCandy you are not alone.

Funny site
http://www.arouse.net/jesus/

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