Jesus H. Christ, why the fuck can't the ex call before she shows up with the kids like I ASK HER TO!!!! Half-way through what would have been a nice little ole' 2 hour romp (wasn't suppose to be here until 8-8:30pm) and she knocks on the door with the kids. GRRRRRR. Lives 45 minutes away so a simple call from home would give us a time to be done by. Fucking cunt.

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Just the usual, you're using any excuse to make the point you're gettting your hole.
OK I realise for a 40 something 280 pound, sweaty guy he's happy to get his hole but you doen't have to make out you're angry getting caught to make a post to highlight you had a wee bit of sex.

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lol@^^^^^

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I don't see what this thread has to do with bootleg movies.

That is the point of this site isn't it?

I mean people spouting off their frustrations about their shit offline lives has what to do with releases and their quality.

This place has gone to shit.

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Turning para around hardly qualifies as pussy.

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Turning para around hardly qualifies as pussy.

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Fuck you

LMFAO @ ManCandy.

I don't have to worry about that, I ain't got kids. You're the sorry fuck who stuck it in, Deal with it

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Jesus H. Christ, why the fuck can't the ex call before she shows up with the kids like I ASK HER TO!!!! Half-way through what would have been a nice little ole' 2 hour romp (wasn't suppose to be here until 8-8:30pm) and she knocks on the door with the kids. GRRRRRR. Lives 45 minutes away so a simple call from home would give us a time to be done by. Fucking cunt.

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Just think, You fucked the bitch. Jokes on you!!! Hahahahahahahaha.

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Only cause your fat arse couldnt.

she wanted to but you were just too fat

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Lol no way in hell would para fuck my ex nor would she in a million years ever consider fucking him. Which is lucky for his dumbass.

t-whorey, jealous?

Danimal, para couldn't come over last night (darn it) but luckily after dropping some of the kids off in the hood' I saw your mom on her regular corner offering her annual Spring "2 holes for 1" Special. Best buck eighty-five I've ever spent!!

No the post was just me letting off some steam about the ex never doing at least the common courtesy of calling ahead like I've asked her numerous times. And she wonders why no one likes her LOL! She constantly still says this too me and my reply is usually along the lines of "cause you're a bitch" which has changed quite a bit from when we were married. That and she pulled her "one of the boys is still sick so you can't pick them up Friday afternoon I'll bring them over Saturday night" routine which is annoying as hell but short of going to court there ain't much I can do about it.

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Fuck of Candyman... You could've started, fucked and left your gf looking like a decorators radio in the time it took your ex to walk up your drive

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Fuck of Candyman... You could've started, fucked and left your gf looking like a decorators radio in the time it took your ex to walk up your drive

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Naw fuck the 5-10 minute quickie, just can't do it. A quickie for me is about 30 minutes if she's lucky lol. Rather spend some serious fuck time since we only see each other 3 days a week or so as it is.

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Naw fuck the 5-10 minute quickie, just can't do it. A quickie for me is about 30 minutes if she's lucky lol. Rather spend some serious fuck time since we only see each other 3 days a week or so as it is.

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I have that same problem. Women can't last long enough for me. I'd say a quickie is at least 20-30 minutes long.

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We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action

In ManCandys case, add the "Hag" Factor, forcing yourself to cum quick is tricky work lol

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We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action

In ManCandys case, add the "Hag" Factor, forcing yourself to cum quick is tricky work lol

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Hey so how is your mum anyway?

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We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action l

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Quality post

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Looks like some guys in this thread don't last that long.

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If I were to bone one of the abominations you've slept with, I wouldn't be able to do it in 30 minutes either. Fuck, it would take more than 30 minutes just to talk my cock into it.

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You sure you wouldn't need Viagra to help you out

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Hey so how is your mum anyway?

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The question is, how is your ginger hag?

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The question is, how is your ginger hag?

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Quite well hows your transgender/transvesite/sisternowbrother boyfriend doing?

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Quality post

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