Epic Movie *Unrated* - DVDRIP - DEiTY
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 -  - ------------ [ -            Epic movie   Unrated  - ] ------------ -  -
       Release Date: 05/04/07            Source: R1 DVD Retail
       Theater Date: 01/28/07            Runtime: 104 MiN 5 SEC
       DVD Date: 05/22/07                Subs: English, Spanish, French
       Video Codec:  XVID                Video Bitrate: ~886 kbps
       Audio Codec:  MP3 VBR 2Ch         Audio Bitrate: ~128kbps 48kHz
       Aspect Ratio: 1.85:1              Resolution: 592x320
       Frame Rate:   23.976 fps          Genre: Adventure, Comedy
       IMDB Rating:  2.0/10              Files: 699MB: 50x15MB
       IMDB Link:    http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0799949/
 -  - ------------ [ -               Plot                - ] ------------ -  -
       The twisted minds of two of the six writers of "Scary Movie"
       tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in "Epic
       Movie." The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one
       raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin
       lurks), another a refugee from Mexican "libre" wrestling, the
       third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a
       "normal" resident of a mutant "X"-community. The hapless
       quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an
       enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia
       (with a "G"). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and
       earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among
       others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch
       of Gnarnia.
 -  - ------------ [ -               Cast                - ] ------------ -  -
       Kal Penn ...  Edward
       Adam Campbell ...  Peter
       Jennifer Coolidge ...  White Bitch
       Jayma Mays ...  Lucy
       Faune A. Chambers ...  Susan
       Crispin Glover ...  Willy
       Tony Cox ...  Bink
       Héctor Jiménez ...  Mr. Tumnus
       Darrell Hammond ...  Captain Jack Swallows
       Carmen Electra ...  Mystique
       Fred Willard ...  Aslo
       David Carradine ...  Museum Curator
       David Lehre ...  Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike
       Kevin McDonald ...  Harry Potter
       George Alvarez ...  Ron
       Directed by ...  Jason Friedberg
       Aaron Seltzer
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