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Posted by Jay Are on 12-07-2007 10:13 AM:

getting a job

so i applied for a 144k job today. i told them i'm not even close to being qualified, but that they should give me the position anyway. they told me "no." i deserved that goddamn job just for asking! fuck lawyers.

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Posted by Neversoft on 12-07-2007 11:43 AM:

Proof or it didn't happen!

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Posted by Linnets on 12-07-2007 07:37 PM:

Is that £144k? Cos if it's $144k then thats about £1,500 at the current £/$ exchange rate innit?

Posted by bottles on 12-07-2007 09:28 PM:

cock

Posted by David Cameron on 12-07-2007 09:54 PM:

Talking of jobs, loving my new one.

I no longer see dead people

Posted by Neversoft on 12-08-2007 05:12 PM:

My job is spectacularly easy, albeit involving shitty hours... It's saturday and I'm working midday til 10pm, then I'm back in at 7am. It wouldn't be so bad but generally speaking it's quite boring so I end up posting in this hellhole At least you can thank me for being the oil that lubricates our government's IT machine

(on a plus note though... I've got "Death From Above 1979" playing at a stupidly high volume cos nobody else is here... Next I may try and steal stationary and wank at my desk)

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Posted by ZootedLooter on 12-09-2007 12:04 AM:

sounds like a great horror flick scene...better sit a mirror on top of the monitor

you never know

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Posted by bartleby on 12-09-2007 01:45 AM:

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Originally posted by Neversoft
thank me for being the oil that lubricates our government's IT machine

It was you that stole those discs was'nt it , just so you could find the addresses of the easy to fuck mothers.

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Posted by Neversoft on 12-09-2007 09:14 AM:

Nope... I distribute all of my stolen data using torrentzzzz!

Just be thankful that we're protecting the country by collecting taxes and seizing drugs, ok?

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Posted by David Cameron on 12-10-2007 12:57 AM:

My job involves keeping an eye on government workers. We log their computer and burping activity when they think no one is watching.

I got some great evidence against a right cunt this weekend.

Can't sack him though coz he is gay and it would leave us open to charges of homophobia.

Posted by Darlowad on 12-10-2007 09:04 AM:

I though gay was illegal initself ????

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Posted by David Cameron on 12-10-2007 01:47 PM:

No, it is only illegal to be gay if working with children, animals or food. Thanks to the liberals they are allowed to work with computers.

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