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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 01:23 AM:

Coitus Interruptus

Jesus H. Christ, why the fuck can't the ex call before she shows up with the kids like I ASK HER TO!!!! Half-way through what would have been a nice little ole' 2 hour romp (wasn't suppose to be here until 8-8:30pm) and she knocks on the door with the kids. GRRRRRR. Lives 45 minutes away so a simple call from home would give us a time to be done by. Fucking cunt.

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Posted by takwhori on 03-01-2009 01:29 AM:

Just the usual, you're using any excuse to make the point you're gettting your hole.
OK I realise for a 40 something 280 pound, sweaty guy he's happy to get his hole but you doen't have to make out you're angry getting caught to make a post to highlight you had a wee bit of sex.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 01:57 AM:

lol@^^^^^

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-01-2009 02:32 AM:

I don't see what this thread has to do with bootleg movies.

That is the point of this site isn't it?

I mean people spouting off their frustrations about their shit offline lives has what to do with releases and their quality.

This place has gone to shit.

Posted by danimal39 on 03-01-2009 02:33 AM:

Turning para around hardly qualifies as pussy.

Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 06:36 AM:

quote:
Originally posted by danimal39
Turning para around hardly qualifies as pussy.

Fuck you

LMFAO @ ManCandy.

I don't have to worry about that, I ain't got kids. You're the sorry fuck who stuck it in, Deal with it

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 10:30 AM:

Re: Coitus Interruptus

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Jesus H. Christ, why the fuck can't the ex call before she shows up with the kids like I ASK HER TO!!!! Half-way through what would have been a nice little ole' 2 hour romp (wasn't suppose to be here until 8-8:30pm) and she knocks on the door with the kids. GRRRRRR. Lives 45 minutes away so a simple call from home would give us a time to be done by. Fucking cunt.

Just think, You fucked the bitch. Jokes on you!!! Hahahahahahahaha.

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Posted by yoshy on 03-01-2009 11:53 AM:

Re: Re: Coitus Interruptus

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Originally posted by parasiticgannon
Just think, You fucked the bitch. Jokes on you!!! Hahahahahahahaha.

Only cause your fat arse couldnt.

she wanted to but you were just too fat

Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 12:56 PM:

Re: Re: Re: Coitus Interruptus

quote:
Originally posted by yoshy
Only cause your fat arse couldnt.

she wanted to but you were just too fat

Lol no way in hell would para fuck my ex nor would she in a million years ever consider fucking him. Which is lucky for his dumbass.

t-whorey, jealous?

Danimal, para couldn't come over last night (darn it) but luckily after dropping some of the kids off in the hood' I saw your mom on her regular corner offering her annual Spring "2 holes for 1" Special. Best buck eighty-five I've ever spent!!

No the post was just me letting off some steam about the ex never doing at least the common courtesy of calling ahead like I've asked her numerous times. And she wonders why no one likes her LOL! She constantly still says this too me and my reply is usually along the lines of "cause you're a bitch" which has changed quite a bit from when we were married. That and she pulled her "one of the boys is still sick so you can't pick them up Friday afternoon I'll bring them over Saturday night" routine which is annoying as hell but short of going to court there ain't much I can do about it.

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Posted by Neversoft on 03-01-2009 02:57 PM:

Fuck of Candyman... You could've started, fucked and left your gf looking like a decorators radio in the time it took your ex to walk up your drive

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 04:14 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Neversoft
Fuck of Candyman... You could've started, fucked and left your gf looking like a decorators radio in the time it took your ex to walk up your drive

Naw fuck the 5-10 minute quickie, just can't do it. A quickie for me is about 30 minutes if she's lucky lol. Rather spend some serious fuck time since we only see each other 3 days a week or so as it is.

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Posted by HoldDaSalad on 03-01-2009 06:46 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Naw fuck the 5-10 minute quickie, just can't do it. A quickie for me is about 30 minutes if she's lucky lol. Rather spend some serious fuck time since we only see each other 3 days a week or so as it is.

I have that same problem. Women can't last long enough for me. I'd say a quickie is at least 20-30 minutes long.

Looks like some guys in this thread don't last that long.

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 07:05 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon
I have that same problem. Women can't last long enough for me. I'd say a quickie is at least 20-30 minutes long.

We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action

In ManCandys case, add the "Hag" Factor, forcing yourself to cum quick is tricky work lol

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 07:22 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action

In ManCandys case, add the "Hag" Factor, forcing yourself to cum quick is tricky work lol

Hey so how is your mum anyway?

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Posted by Ripper on 03-01-2009 07:24 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
We're talking about actual "cock in and out" time, not the time it takes you to catch your breath after 4 thrusts.

30 mins total - 29 mins recovery = 1 min action l

Quality post

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Posted by David Cameron on 03-01-2009 08:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by parasiticgannon

Looks like some guys in this thread don't last that long.

If I were to bone one of the abominations you've slept with, I wouldn't be able to do it in 30 minutes either. Fuck, it would take more than 30 minutes just to talk my cock into it.

Posted by Ripper on 03-01-2009 08:58 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Jingofin
If I were to bone one of the abominations you've slept with, I wouldn't be able to do it in 30 minutes either. Fuck, it would take more than 30 minutes just to talk my cock into it.

You sure you wouldn't need Viagra to help you out

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Posted by Avenue_1 on 03-01-2009 09:51 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by The CandyMan
Hey so how is your mum anyway?

The question is, how is your ginger hag?

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Posted by The CandyMan on 03-01-2009 10:21 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Avenue_1
The question is, how is your ginger hag?

Quite well hows your transgender/transvesite/sisternowbrother boyfriend doing?

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Posted by LOLobo on 03-01-2009 10:25 PM:

quote:
Originally posted by Ripper
Quality post

Agreed

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