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 Review : The Hot Chick (2002)
theres times when i download the vcd, and theres times when i wait until the theater release in this country to see a film. usually, i'll burn off a screener (*sometimes* a telesync) of a film if im either desperate to see it, and not prepared to wait x months for it to finally arrive here...
or if i know its going to be complete and utter dross.
can you guess which this is ?
my awesome intellect decided, for the first time in about 3 years, not to bother burning it off, and just watch it using the TV Out. a practice i dont usually bother with, cos im usually too lazy to set it up, but it was plugged in, so why not.
ok, lets start with the 'plot' (ok, i loosely used that word, so i apologise if i caused any offense) rob schneider is a thief who steals a girls earring which she inturn stole from an african based store. overnight they 'switch' places, and the preppy high school bitch now has his body. hilarious. didn't we see this in Big and Vice Versa nearly 15 odd years ago? the answer is yes, but why should a schneider film be new or inventive. much easier to rehash old movies, and put pathetic 'jokes' (theres those ' marks again) about her having a penis in it.
well what can i say.. generally, if you want the film to end happily and everyone to return back to their correct bodies, you have to have some like for the characters. why the hell should i show any compassion to some cheerleader bitch who causes unhappiness all around her, and some petit garage thief? personally i was hoping in the end they'd both contract some disease, and they'd all die. including their dumbass friends. but i'll never know how the film finished, cos about 45mins into it, i turned it off and deleted it. im not letting this trash disolve my brain faster than the most powerful of halucenegenic drugs can, so after the hilarious "girl in mans body doesn't understand how to pee" joke (personally, i dont understand that, surely a girl would know a dick is for piss too right, .. right??) i thought time is enough, this big delete key was hit.
this was the best decision i made that entire day.
so, unless the second half of the movie is a genius satire of everything before it, with new characters, actors and more importantly, plot, this film is probably the worst thing i've nearly sat thru in my entire life. but i'll still give it a score above 1 because i know around this very corner, schneider is working on something even worse.
hey schneider, watch south park ya dick
2/10. "i'd rather castrate myself with a rusty breadknife than watch the end of this film"
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