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Pirates of the Caribbean – Curse of the Black Pearl (PG-13)
July 9th, 2003
Genre: Action / Adventure / Fantasy
Tagline: Prepare to be blown out of the water.
Capt. Jack Sparrow: Johnny Depp
Capt. Barbossa: Geoffrey Rush
The Governor: Jonathan Pryce
Elizabeth Swann: Keira Knightley
Will Turner: Orlando Bloom
Norrington: Jack Davenport
Lt. Gillette: Damian O'Hare
Pintel: Lee Arenberg
Ragetti: Mackenzie Crook
Murtogg: Giles New
Walt Disney Pictures presents a film directed by Gore Verbinski. Written by Ted Elliott, Terry Rossio and Jay Wolpert. Running time: 134 minutes. Rated PG-13 (for violence).
Overview – No Spoilers
Okay, now… whether you’ve heard of the story or not… well, you’ve probably heard of the story… I mean… c’mon… best-selling book, made-for-TV movies, and a ride at Disney World!
While the movie does not settle the ever-going pirate’s verses ninja’s debate, it does a good name for pirates. It involves a crew of pirates, a disgruntled ex-captain, and a pair of lovers. Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp, Blow) is said disgruntled captain. His crew went and screwed him over, involving a mutiny. They left him for dead, and the impetuous Sparrow manages it out alive. While his tactics are… questionable, at best… his plan generally carries through. You know, it’s just that kind of typical cinematic irony.
Well… the crew which kicked out Mr. Sparrow (Depp), gets greedy, uncovers a curse. Well, you know what happens next. One of the lovers (Keira Knightley – Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace) is the necessary cure for the curse. So, of course, the other lover, has to go save her (Orlando Bloom, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers). Teaming up with the infamous pirate, William Turner (Bloom) and Jack Sparrow make leave to get back what’s theirs… a boat and a girl… yarrr… ‘tis a good story.
Review – Spoilers may appear in background color
Coming from someone who’s read many renditions and of the story… hell… I rode the ride. This entitles me to be an expert on this scenario… So listen up. This movie was good.
Johnny Depp… man that was one of the most convincing roles I’ve ever seen acted it. His performance was an eccentric and convincing role of a pirate. I don’t know if it’s just his ability to be a good addict to things, though. I mean… in Blow he was hooked on crack, and now in Pirates of the Caribbean he’s a drunk. Whatever he’s doing, Depp just better hope Hollywood keeps putting out movies requiring addicts and keeps putting Robert Downy Junior in rehab centers.
As per the other roles, they were done fairly well. The CGI was far from perfect, however, who am I to say what a skeleton looks like. I’m afraid that the computer generated affects are becoming kind of redundant these days. This is not to say the movie didn’t offer them up on par to any other movie, so at this point I’m not going to condemn it. They were done well, that’s it.
The Final Word – No spoilers.
This is not your typical Disney movie. It starts with the whole fact that it’s not animated. However, it becomes racy, even at times. This movie uses a clever humor that is pirates along with the usage of a keen, strong story-line. If you’re planning on seeing a movie this weekend… see this.
DethStarDriveBy gives Pirates of the Caribbean – Curse of the Black Pearl [image noborder]http://www.angelfire.com/comics/3ebb/Earths/Earth45.JPG[/image] out of a possible 5 planets.
4.5/5
Quote of the Movie: “Why the rum?!”
Yo, ho, ho, this review is done.
Fin.
DethStar
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