"do you know what today is? a bad day to be a sperm."

-stewie


edit:: edited to reference stewie

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I want pancakes! God, do you people understand every language except English? Yo quiero pancakes! Donnez moi pancakes! Click click bloody click pancakes!
-Stewie Griffin

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"it's peanut-butter-jelly time, peanut-butter-jelly time, peanut-butter-jelly time, waayaat, waayaat, waayaat, waayaat"

-brian

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"c'mon lois, you're overreacting... and you can't spell overreacting without ovary... 'cause you're a girl."

-peter

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"yeah, we got halfway home with the placenta when we had to go back and exchange it for you. the end."

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I wouldnt call it a quote, but more of a song.

Its when Quagmiare is sleeping with Cleavlands mrs. And peter says he is good at breaking news, and starts singing to some guy who has aids. I think thats comic genius

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"not hiv but full-blown aids..."

that shit was great!


and the one where they're explaining the vasectomy. "you make a small incision in the - scrooootal skin..." lol

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"i bet you've got something to say to that..."

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"hello, i'd like some sperm and an applicator shaped like jodie foster's knuckles."

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"Well Peter you've only got a couple of hours left... if you're going to pull a party out of your ass you might want to stand up."

- Brian

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"nah it's okay, i'm just happy to be on tv."

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