Well the fatest person in the world has just gotten married. I guess I'm now the 2nd fatest person in the world. Well the #1 fattest single person in the world.
quote:Originally posted by olskoolfife He's probably good at eating pussy or good with those big fat fingers of his.
I thought I was fat, but god damn this mother fuckers got me beat by more then 400lbs, lol. Shit since I've started my workout again I feel better, and I know I've lost some weight. I don't weigh myself, I can still tell.
How can he eat pussy? He can't get down there to do the deed. His fingers are to big for her gape. You know she ain't gettin no dick on her wedding night, Fucker ain't seen his dick since he was a kid.
I'm just trying to figure out how he got her, She ain't bad lookin, To cute for his fat ass.
I think Para's point is, despite her being as rough as a badgers arse, she's still better than that fat fuck should have managed... Maybe he really puts his weight into it when he's fuckin' her. Or maybe she's a dyke in denial and loves his huge moobs for some lesbo-by-proxy action or she's frigid and just went for the first man incapable of fucking her (although I'd be incapable, I'd rather fuck a rusty bacon slicer). Maybe it's just proof that the universal force that is love is even stronger than the force of gravity*
*It's my time of the month, I'm sobbing into the keyboard right now, be gentle.
yes but a womans box is very sensative to hot sauce...so hed better stick to just salting it up
__________________ zooted adj : 1. under influence of drugs: relaxed, excited, or euphoric from taking illegal drugs, especially marijuana ( slang ) 2. intoxicated: very intoxicated ( informal ) looter n. : someone who takes spoils or plunder (as in war) [syn: plunderer, pillager, spoiler, despoiler, raider, freebooter]
10-28-2008 01:57 AM
